Video Clips

Lifestream

• I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong: churros ARE delicious.

  — 20h ago via Twitter
• My main man @TomNoonan was fantastic on the @louisck show this week. Yeah, so what if Tom Noonan isn't on Twitter and I've never net him?

  — 21h ago via Twitter
• About to do standup at a mariachi restaurant. Good thing all my jokes' punchlines are, "...so then *I* said, corazon!"

  — 1d ago via Twitter
• Of all my supervillain friends, I'm probably the unscrupulest.

  — 1d ago via Twitter
• Preordered new albums from @BrunoMars and @YMAEWK - so long, ears. You'll be melted with the awesomeness.Been a privilege to serve with you.

  — September 1st via Twitter
• All leftover-and-reheated hamburgers taste the same, regardless of initial quality.

  — August 31st via Twitter
• I want my baby back baby back baby back no seriously my infant is missing.

  — August 30th via Twitter
• "Why pay for children's channels if you don't have kids? Or shopping channels if you're a GUY?" - awesomely truthful DishTV commercial.

  — August 30th via Twitter
• RT @50cent: Yo todays been a good day so far but the roof of my mouth is sore cause I eat something that was too hot

  — August 28th via Twitter
• ?uestlove spinning Michael Jackson in a warehouse downtown. And I ran into @janinaz ! http://twitpic.com/2ix3em

  — August 28th via Twitter