Last week we had this thing on campus called Pioneer Picnic. All the dining halls are closed, and there’s a big food tent set up on Driscoll Lawn. They do it to promote the programs board(they were raffling off an iPod), and some study abroad programs and stuff. Anyway, I swipe my card to get food, and the lady gives me two raffle tickets. Whatever, no way am I gonna win. I go get my food and walk around and eat, chill with friends and such, go through the motions. I went over to the programs board booth and spun the wheel – I won a bag clip! Now we can preserve Jonny B’s gross salt-and-vinegar chips longer! Oh joy!
I pretended to take the iPod that was sitting on the table but put it down without making too many sudden movements. Got some cotton candy with Jake and Ryan, and then they said they were about to announce the iPod raffle number. I pulled out my tickets to check if the number was gonna be mine, and Yoal comes up to me and goes “Dude, you gotta put one of the tickets in the box so they have a copy of all the numbers people have.” I figured that they already had that and the two tickets thing was just the deal. I dropped my ticket in the box seconds before they started calling numbers. The girl behind the table already had a ticket in her hand, so I figured I didn’t have much of a chance. She pulled it out, called the number…… and nobody had it. She reached in the box, pulled out a ticket, and read the number. “518303…. 518303…” I looked at my ticket…. and it was my freakin’ number! She must have just pulled the next ticket off the top! I turned around (I was still walking away from dropping my ticket in the box) and walked up to them and said “Uhhh, that’s me…” and they were like “For real?!” and we checked it and they handed me the iPod that just a few minutes ago I was pretending to steal.
So now I can’t say I never won anything. Free 20GB 4th Generation Click Wheel iPod for me.
Listening to: To The Rescue – Goodbye Polar (on my iPod, suckas)







Have you Gees heard about that FreeiPods.com thing? When I first heard about it, I was like “Yeah RIGHT, no way is that for real.” Well, it’s real. Check out